Coldplay coming to India is the biggest news you have been hearing for quite a while now. People have been losing their minds over this when the first time it was doing rounds. At first, people were unsure of the date and place, after which a “confirmation” of 19th November, Mumbai came into existence. People went shit crazy for that as well. And now, it’s being said that the tickets are going to be ranging from 25K to 5 lakhs, and needless to say, everyone lost it again. Let me just tell you that while all of this happened, no official announcement was made by Coldplay, their manager, nobody. It’s not on Coldplay’s official A Head Full Of Dreams tour schedule, we haven’t heard from Phil Harvey, and no pictures from Chris Martin’s BFFs in India (Vishal Dadlani and Sonam Kapoor) have been put up on social media. For all we know, this can be some jobless guy in Chinchpokli spreading all this rumour and people have been believing it all. But it’s good to see that so many Coldplay fans are in India. Amidst all this chaos, Facebook and Twitter are having a lot of fun. Memes and jokes are being circulated all over social media sites, especially regarding the ticket prices that are downright hilarious. Bringing to you, the best of Coldplay concert ticket price memes, all under one roof. Be prepared to laugh your asses off.
Update: Global Citizen announced that they’ll be hosting for the first time The Global Citizen Festival in India where Coldplay will be performing a gig in Mumbai. All our prayers have been answered. You can read the full announcement here : https://www.globalcitizen.org/en/content/global-citizen-launches-15-year-campaign-to-mobili/
1. Still more expensive than owning a flat.
Looks like Coldplay is selling tickets at South Mumbai per sq. ft rate.
— Trendulkar (@Trendulkar) September 9, 2016
2. No, not even them.
I think the only people who can afford tickets to Coldplay India are Kapil Sharma and the BMC.
— Daniel Fernandes (@absolutelydanny) September 9, 2016
3. I don’t even have coins to burn.
Buying #coldplay concert ticket. pic.twitter.com/ZpXXIIJXIl
— The Viral Fever (@TheViralFever) September 9, 2016
4. Thanks HDFC, dua mein yaad rakhenge.
5. Sab moh maya hai bhau.
Coldplay walon… FD Karvalo… pic.twitter.com/eXh8JcWhkC
— The Viral Fever (@TheViralFever) September 9, 2016
6. Nucleya > Coldplay
"YESS COLDPLAY IS COMING TO INDIA OMGG MY FAVES"
"Tickets are for 25k"
"Nucleya is better, vaise"
— Azeem Banatwalla (@TheBanat) September 9, 2016
7. I’m fine, we’re fine (dying inside).
8. This is funny.
9. Where’s the humanity, Coldplay?
When you hear that Coldplay tickets will cost 25k a pop. pic.twitter.com/dofaKDyZHT
— That Goan Guy (@schmmuck) September 9, 2016
10. No kidney, no iPhone.
Feeling sorry for all those people who sold kidney to buy iPhone and now have to sell iPhone to buy Coldplay tickets.
— Worthy (@thatobesewoman) September 9, 2016
11. Accurately describes the reaction.
when @coldplay tickets are 25k pic.twitter.com/2M2HOGhf9k
— Go Carona Go (@RootKanal) September 9, 2016
12. Wallet: HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA!
Me: I want to buy tickets for the Coldplay concert as well as the iPhone 7.
My wallet: pic.twitter.com/gAara4UYPf— Sahil Shah ?? (@SahilBulla) September 9, 2016
13. Adopt kar le bhai.
https://twitter.com/one_by_two/status/774177096025333760
14. A good place to loot BTW.
https://twitter.com/NigelBritto/status/774153256683483136
15. Kya dikh raha hai Chris Martin phone pe!
Make sure you add all the rich kids on Snapchat for free live streaming of Coldplay's Mumbai concert.
— nirzary (@nirzary) September 9, 2016
Now relax, it’s free.
